Baby chloroform.

I have a 3-month-old who occasionally prefers shrieking to sleeping even after shes been fed and changed and its all she can do to keep her eyes open. Thats when this fan comes in handy. When all else fails - and it will - the fake phone fan knocks her out like a champ. Knocks me out half the time, too, for that matter.

Youll want the paid version - normally I can withstand ads in the name of thrift but these are a pain, and the designers deserve it for preserving my familys sanity and helping my child get some zzzs.

Freds Dad about Bedtime Fan: White Noise Baby, v1.4